Advantages of being a Virgin

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Farzana Versey at 8:31:00 pm
Great things about being a virgin
man
Women are often concerned about
losing their virginity. It is partly
psychological and often due to
what society expects, especially in
the Indian context. That is the
reason you will see desperate
queries addressed to sexologists
about how to hide the hymen
rupture from the husbands, if he
isn’t the one a woman has had sex
with.
The sexpert tells her that there is
something called trust, and she can
lose her precious tissue while
exercising, swimming, horse riding
or spending quality time with a
cucumber.
A rather regressive article that
advises women to preserve their
virginity has appeared in the Times
of India. I believe that if virginity is
so important, then men should be
equally concerned about preserving
the 'site'. So, here’s my rejoinder to
a few points.
(Disclaimer: I do not adhere to the
views in the piece or what I say. It is
purely seeing the flip side)
There is nothing worrisome
about your virgin status.
Instead you should feel proud
of it. It's not a big deal for it
can be lost anytime. We know
sex feels great, but just
remember that there are many
advantages of being a virgin.
It is one of the most special
gifts god has given you.
God did not gift virginity. A foetus
was formed in the womb, and
sometimes there are breakages of
different parts. As regards feeling
proud, why should men be denied
such pride? And there are some
goodies in store if you keep yourself
to yourself.
So, for all virgin women out
there, here is a list of few great
things about being one.
No pregnancy fears: Out of the
many advantages, this one is
the most obvious. Many
women who have regular sex
always worry about getting
pregnant. So if you are a virgin
you need not worry about this,
and also no headache of
popping those birth control
pills.
Men don’t have to worry about
getting a woman pregnant and
being subjected to baby pictures,
right from Lord Krishna with butter
smeared on his mouth to Justin
Bieber trying to sing.
No STDs: It's always safe to
be a virgin in this society
where STDs like HIV/AIDS,
herpes, syphilis are so
common. If you are not having
sex that means you are much
less likely to contract STDs.
Men should remain virgins because
these diseases can afflict them too,
and do so more often. Besides, if
they stay away from intercourse,
they can even spend less time
tapping the keyboard, and save
themselves from strain on the back
and eyes.
No emotional trauma of a
relationship: Sometimes there
is nothing left in a relationship
after sex. Love is not all about
sex so there are many things a
couple can do without sex in a
relationship. Remember, a
sexual disappointment can
make you feel hurt, lonely and
angry.
True, and men need to hang on to
their life because their seed is so
crucial to the perpetuation of the
species. They are more concerned
about how well they do in bed. So,
instead of getting many opinions
beforehand, that might reduce self-
esteem or result in raised
expectations, they can just wait for
the right time.
Your man will feel so proud
and happy: It's a fact; most
men still prefer a virgin
woman. No guys want to think
about his girl having sex with
other guys. Even though virgin
women are not sexually
experienced, men still love
them and feel more sexually
excited. He will respect your
innocence, and also there
won't be any arguments on
your past relationships.
Women find fumbling men cute.
Haven’t you heard that all that
brawn stuff just does not turn them
on as much as a guy who is
vulnerable? She will respect that
and there will be no nagging about
who you were with in the
Palaeolithic Age. You can also
spare the moment when by mistake
you utter the names of Cleopatra,
Nefertiti or Mrs Chaddha, or
uncharacteristically say “Darrling”
instead of “Honey”. Women can
catch these linguistic derailments.
You are pure as an angel:
Virgins are probably one of the
sanest people on earth. Most
virgin women have morals
and respect themselves. Also
they take relationship and
marriage very seriously.
Virgin men are like Adam, the first
man. A woman, therefore, feels like
she is in heaven. Virgin men are
sane because their other ‘brain’ has
not been used as yet. When both
brains come together, men
understand respect and as they
begin to value the relationship
between their extremes they also
value their partners.
So now, save your virginity.
Don't give it away on a platter.
Yes, men. Treat it like a crusade.
Save the endangered species. Wrap
up the dildo.